I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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