Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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