she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I am naked and annoyed.
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