Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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