and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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