She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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