i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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