This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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