Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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