One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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