Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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