doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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Why is there bacon in the couch?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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