I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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