the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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