Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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