What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just had sex bonerless
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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