Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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