1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
