No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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