Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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