Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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