Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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