He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
