People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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