What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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