please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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