ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found the puke drawer
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
