summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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