i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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