Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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