turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
