Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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