She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Randomize