bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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