do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
accomplished twins. life is a go
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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