Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone