what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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