ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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