just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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