Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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