and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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