you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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