Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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