U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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