So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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