East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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