Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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