i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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