Small penises have feelings too.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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