I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
why is half of my head shaved?
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