Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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