just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you win again, gameday.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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