matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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