Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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