I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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